Global Apocalypse: My System Is Always AFK
Chapter 6: The AFK Grinding Screen Never Sleeps

Chapter 6: The AFK Grinding Screen Never Sleeps

Captain Priya Malhotra did not leave the lobby quietly.

She tried several more questions — what guild he belonged to, who had trained him, whether he’d registered with the Central Survivor Database — and got answers so profoundly unhelpful that she eventually gave up and settled for the one thing that actually mattered to her professionally.

"If you’re not going to answer anything useful," she said, jaw tight, "at least tell me if you’re a threat to this district."

Ethan, halfway up the stairs with his arms full of chips, considered this with the seriousness of a man being asked whether he’d remembered to lock the door.

"I mean, no? I just want to eat my noodles in peace."

"That’s not—" Priya pinched the bridge of her nose. "That’s not a real answer."

"It’s my final answer, though."

She stared at him a moment longer, then turned to her squad with the flat, exhausted expression of someone who had decided, against every professional instinct she owned, to let this go for now. "We’re leaving. Arjun, get eyes on that sword’s signature from outside — I want a reading on its range before we file anything." She shot one last look up the stairwell. "We’ll be watching this building."

"Cool," Ethan called back, already three steps up and mentally halfway to his noodles. "Bring snacks next time, we’re low."

The squad filed out. Priya paused at the shattered lobby doors, glanced back once at the sliced vending machine — still leaking soda in a slow fizzing puddle across the cracked marble — and shook her head like a woman recalibrating her entire understanding of the world.

Ethan didn’t notice. He was already gone.

Back in his room, door shut, curtains still taped against a sun that no longer looked entirely trustworthy, Ethan set his loot down on the desk and got to work on the important stuff: opening a bag of instant noodles, filling a pot with water from the one working tap in the building, and settling onto his bed with his phone propped against a pillow.

The phone had no signal. It hadn’t had signal in almost two days. But the screen, which should have shown nothing but a stubborn "No Service" icon and a battery percentage slowly dying, instead displayed something else entirely — a small, glowing rectangle in the corner that hadn’t been there yesterday, pulsing faintly like it was waiting for him to notice.

He tapped it out of pure boredom while the water heated.

The screen changed.

It wasn’t an app. It wasn’t anything he recognized from before the world ended. The display shifted into a small, retro-style pixel window — crude 8-bit graphics, the kind of thing that would’ve looked at home on a console from decades before Ethan was born — showing a tiny blue-tinted corridor stretching off into darkness.

And there, moving through that corridor with brisk, mechanical efficiency, was a pixelated version of himself.

[AFK AVATAR — LIVE FEED]

[CURRENT ZONE: DEEP HOLLOW SECTOR 7]

[STATUS: ACTIVE]

Ethan leaned in, genuinely curious for the first time since the apocalypse started, and watched.

The avatar — small, blocky, wearing a tiny pixelated version of his exact hoodie, complete with the coffee stain he’d never bothered washing out — moved through the corridor with a kind of bored efficiency that felt uncomfortably familiar. It rounded a corner. A pixel monster the size of three tiles, all jagged teeth and red eyes, lunged from the shadows.

The avatar didn’t dodge. It didn’t even seem to register the attack as a threat. It simply swung a tiny pixel version of the Void Sword — one motion, barely a flick of the wrist — and the monster dissolved into a shower of loot particles that got sucked instantly into a floating inventory icon at the top of the screen.

[BOSS DEFEATED: HOLLOW STALKER]

[TIME: 0.4 SECONDS]

[LOOT: 3x MONSTER CORE, 1x SHADOW FANG]

The avatar kept walking. Didn’t pause. Didn’t celebrate. Just moved on to the next corridor like the kill had been an obstacle no more significant than a closed door.

"Huh," Ethan said, genuinely impressed for once. "You’re kind of built."

He watched, transfixed, as the tiny pixel version of himself walked through what appeared to be an entire dungeon floor in under two minutes, cutting down a dozen more monsters along the way — some small, some genuinely massive, filling most of the screen before getting sliced apart in a single motion. Each kill triggered the same brisk notification, the same instant loot absorption, the same complete lack of drama.

Then the corridor opened into a wide chamber, and something considerably bigger rose up from the pixelated floor — a hulking, multi-limbed shape that took up nearly the entire screen, red health bar stretching the full width of the display.

[BOSS ENCOUNTER: THE HOLLOW WARDEN]

[RANK: A]

[RECOMMENDED PARTY SIZE: 8-12 HUNTERS]

Ethan sat up a little straighter, actually invested now, the way he’d get invested in a boss fight in one of his own games. "Okay, here we go, let’s see what you’ve got—"

The avatar swung once.

The health bar dropped to zero instantly. The Warden shattered into loot particles before it had even finished its intro animation, its massive form disappearing in a burst of pixelated light so quick Ethan almost missed it blinking.

[BOSS DEFEATED]

[TIME: INSTANT]

[LOOT: 1x WARDEN’S CORE, 1x TITLE SCROLL, 4x RARE MATERIAL]

[EFFICIENCY RATING: PERFECT]

"...oh," Ethan said, deflated. "That’s it? That’s kind of anticlimactic."

The avatar didn’t care about his opinion. It simply turned, walked to the next corridor entrance that had opened at the far side of the chamber, and kept going, already queuing the next fight before Ethan had finished processing the last one.

He watched for another ten minutes, mesmerized in the specific way people get mesmerized by videos of someone else doing hard work efficiently. The avatar cleared three more sub-dungeons in that span, fought two more boss-tier monsters, absorbed loot at a pace that made the little inventory counter at the top of the screen tick upward faster than Ethan could actually read the numbers.

His noodles finished cooking. He didn’t notice for almost two minutes, too busy watching his tiny digital self obliterate something that looked, briefly, like a floating skull wreathed in fire.

[BOSS DEFEATED: EMBER TYRANT]

[TIME: 0.2 SECONDS]

"You’re never gonna get tired, are you," Ethan said, half to himself, half to the little pixel figure that had, by this point, cleared more monsters in fifteen minutes than the entire Iron Wolf squad had probably managed in six days.

The panel offered its answer in the same flat, deprecated tone it used for everything.

[CORRECT]

[AVATAR OPERATES INDEPENDENTLY OF USER’S PHYSICAL STATE]

[AVATAR WILL CONTINUE GRINDING WHILE USER SLEEPS, EATS, OR IS OTHERWISE INACTIVE]

[NO MANUAL INPUT REQUIRED]

[NO MANUAL INPUT POSSIBLE]

[SIT BACK AND RELAX]

Ethan actually smiled at that last line — the first genuinely delighted expression he’d worn since the world ended.

"Sit back and relax," he repeated slowly, savoring every word like it was scripture. "Finally. A system that gets me."

He grabbed his noodles, propped his phone against the pillow so the little live feed kept running in the corner of his vision, and settled in to watch his tiny digital self do all the hard, dangerous, exhausting work of surviving the apocalypse — while the real Ethan Verma did absolutely nothing at all, and somehow, impossibly, got stronger for it anyway.

Outside his window, the red sky dimmed slowly toward evening. Somewhere across the city, hunters were dying in dungeons that would take his avatar less time to clear than it took Ethan to finish a bowl of noodles.

He didn’t know that yet. He didn’t especially want to.

He just wanted his noodles to stay warm, and for once, the universe seemed willing to let him have that much.